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Mein Kampf
During the nine years i've wasted at polak school, i have spent much time conversing with gangsa's. I have learned many things, such as toting obscenely large pig cappers and drinking frappacinos, but only making it look like i am not the biggest faggy queer fruit man gay in the country. Mrr Balls. Another interesting tidbit is that i know a kid who actually has 400 pounds of C-4, and is actually thinking of nuking his polish school! This is no lie, if you would want to verify it, send me an e-mail. But enough about infidels, i managed to pick many a lock at my school. It's amazing how screwy the doors are, you can pick them with a housepet. But anyway, there is absolutely nothing worth looking at or breathing the same air as the stuff inside locked doors at my school. Can you believe that there is a window in one of the closets?! But as i said before, enough about me, send me funny stories about your school, or just post them on my message board for everyone to enjoy! You don't have to be a member, because I don't quite know how to set up memberships yet!

The History or Story Behind My Site
I was at a friends house playing Metroid Prime (quite possibly the most stunning game ever made for the GameCube) and one of my friends says "hey, wanna make a website?" i said "ok" and voila. Here it is, collecting dust while i'm thinking of ways to overthrow the government and install greasy NWO. LONG LIVE POLAND.


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